Granted, but they kill us all because you look at one funny.
I wish the letter z never existed.
Granted, but instead we use 5 more letters instead of z.
I wish that the PC-98 touhou games were as popular as the Windows touhou games while still being widely known.P.S. PC-98 rules.P.P.S. Touhou 2 is easy lolP.P.P.S. Except for Meira, she's an asshole (dem point-blank attacks).
Granted, but it's only famous in Vietnam and it's only in Vietnamese.
I wish Cheeseburgers were as healthy as a.... CARROT XD
Granted, but now carrots aren't healthy (so neither is the cheeseburger).
I wish that there was a black hole in the middle of Obama's forhead (I couldn't think of anything).
P.S. I don't think widely known means in only one country.
Granted, It grows really big and kills us all
I wish I had a solid gold toilet seat.
Granted, but it breaks, because gold is WEAK.
I wish that this wish was incorruptible.
Granted, everything is incorruptible except this topic.
I wish that I had a bigger bedroom.
Granted, it's only a few cubic millimeters bigger.
I wish I could summon the undead and force them to do my bidding.
granted, but they do too much.
i wish i could control the weather.
Granted, you can only summon natural disasters.
I wish I could visit other planets
granted but you run out of air.
i wish that i could eat whatever i wanted whenever i wanted.
granted, but there's a limit.
I wish I had an AK-47
Granted, but it's disassembled. Hope you like puzzles!
I wish I was the smartest man on earth.
Granted, you accidently discover a dangerous substance that kills you, happy grave digging!
I wish I was as smart as Tsukasa
granted, but your brain hurts from all the knowledge
i wish i could breathe.
Granted, but now you have gills and need to breathe water. Have fun with that!
I wish i was the king of my own country.
Granted. your royal subjects kill you in your sleep.
I wish notessimo was spam freeSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamTrollSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam
(Lol your spam just ran off the page.)Granted, but the spam just keeps coming.
I wish I knew how to use the hidden blade.
granted, you lost an eye. go back 2 spaces.
I wish I was a attractive woman.
Granted, but all the guys want to ask you out.
I wish i could fly like a bird.