Granted, poof your a bird
I wish policial was a word.
Granted, but it is physically impossible to say?
I wish I could get some stickers right now.
granted, but they're permanently adhesive.so they don't un-stick
I wish I was a turtle
Granted, you're a baby turtle who recently hatched from his egg. Now crawl for your life or the seagulls will get you.
I wish I was an amphibian.
Granted, but everyone accuses you of being a reptile.
I wish Gay marriage was legal in all states and countries.
Granted, gay marriage becomes legal who recently hatched from its egg. Now crawl for your life or the seagulls will get you.
granted but nothing happens
I wish i had all the pineapples in the world
Granted, but they're all rotten or dead.
I wish I could go back to when I was younger and undo my mistakes.
Granted, you were never born.
I wish nobody used punctuation
Granted, but nobody listened.
I wish I could wish that I wished about how to wish.
granted, but you get the wrong wish.
I wish I could be on Live television.
Granted, but you died in a car crash.
I wish i could control everything imaginable.
Granted, but everything imaginable rebels against you and you die.
I wish that this wish was incorruptible.
Granted, but the wish's incorruptible shields break and many diseases leak in.
I wish I couldn't fly..
Granted, but someone turns that frown upside-down.
I wish that political correctness didn't exist.
Granted, you are now president and everyone wants to kill you.|I wish somebody granted this wish \/\/\/
Granted, ... ... ...?
I wish I could nom on a burger.
Granted, but the burger is 5 years old and rotting.
I wish that I could corrupt my own wish.