I watch you fly away, then sigh. "I guess I'll have to get the REAL pineapple out now," I say reluctantly. Back in your hands, the pineapple emits a soft beeping that gets faster. It erupts into a black hole, high in the sky, that expands to have a diameter of 500 miles. Everyone can see it, and it completely obliterates your castle. I get the pineapple out, extract the cure for cancer, and set the pineapple on a pedestal. I get a lawn chair and sit there, observing the pedestal. I make sure all weapons are locked away so I cannot kill or be killed.