parrot that repeats everything you say...
WYR go to England or Spain for a month?
wyr die by hanging or by guillotine?
Guillotine, but it'd be personalised.
Wyr be the very best or pass the test?
Be the Bestest (Ham-hams for best).
WYR listen to Pentatonic Rock With Xylophones (version 1.2) or to Woodworking Stories?
Wry Change your sex or race?
race. hola. yo soy mexicano.WYR pasa la aspiradora o hace tu tarea?
WYR have the feeling to pee or poop at every moment of time
pee...WYR be a six foot tall athlete or a five foot tall buisnessman/woman?
A 6ft Tall Athlete.
WYR be in Gryffondor or in Slytherin?
Wyr go to battleon or wyrven.
I dont drink soda... but i would choose pepsi
WYR be colorblind or legally blind?
Colorblind, at least i can still see.
WYR fly or have x-ray vision?
WYR be able to hold your breath infinitely ornot get any cuts/scrapes/bruises/etc.
hold your breath
WYR be a cat or a dog for a whole week?
WYR put a post in my keyboard thread or in my PVC Instruments Thread?
how about in your top 50 car's thread?
WYR have no texting or no calling on your phone?
WYR hace one eye or one foot
one eye. ARRRRRGH IM A PIRATE
WYR join a pie eating contest or a hot dog eating contest?
pie eating contest
WYR be in a war and not die, but get injuredordie in 5 years
The first choice.
WYR eat sausages or Eggs?