I’m not really sure what’s relevant here, but here goes nothing.

I used to go by “The Pie is a Fake,” or I believe “Ipreferpi”, because I liked how it was palindromic. However, as time went on, I realized that it was kind of silly. After all, something you create in middle school isn’t going to be as cool several years later. I decided to change my name to my preferred moniker, Abderian Agelast. As my title indicates, it’s an oxymoron. “Abderian” means “Prone to laughter,” while “Agelast” refers to someone who never laughs.

I’m a proponent of proper grammar and punctuation usage. While I can promise that I will make a grammatical error at some point, I try my best to stay within the realms of comprehensibility. Conversely, this means that I tend to find poor grammar humorous. I don’t think it will ever be a problem, but if I am laughing at something you say, it’s either because it was a funny joke or else there was a syntax error that made the sentence mean something completely different. Nothing personal, of course.

I don’t know what else to say here. Um…my [REDACTED] is [REDACTED] and I live [REDACTED].

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