101 Things To Do On School Holidays

  1. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME TO PUT ON A HAWAIIAN SHIRT!

209.listen to the Bee Gees

  1. Run down the street in your underwear
  1. Murder A Man

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  1. Murder a woman
  1. Be a witness
  1. Murder the witness
  1. Murder the witness who saw you murder the witness
  1. Murder everybody within a mile radius of you
  1. Murder everyone in Alaska
  1. murder every US polititian
  1. Detonate an atomic bomb in the U.S
  1. get sent to jail
  1. Simply step out of the cell because it was destroyed by the bomb
  1. Murder all the jail people
  1. Go sit in a Trash can
  1. Eat food
  1. Knit a sweater with your grandmother
  1. Knitting is boring, maybe buy a cat and or dog?
  1. Ride a pig.