New Predicament:
Finding out…
-Finding out that you had some embarrassing note stuck to your back the whole day.
Finding out
-about books.
-the white stuff is NOT FROSTING.
-that Sarah Palin is president.
-that MC Hammer got touched.
-someone in your house just divided by zero and you can’t do anything about it.
-All of Mario’s games are just a huge shroom trip.
-tha your significant other is actually the same sex as you.
Finding out:
That you got married…drunk…unintentionally
That your girlfriend “plays for the other team”
That Bush was re-elected for the 500th time
That 2012 is going to happen
a = b
a² = ab
a² - b² = ab - b²
(a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b)
a + b = b
a + a = a
2a = a
2 = 1
Finding out that your private roflcopter just crashed into the failboat stationed at Lolcano Island.
oh… and also finding out you lost the game… FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
-Finding out 2012 is not gonna happen
Finding out M. Night Shyamalan is supposed to be making a live action movie of one of your favorite tv shows…
finding out that this is the best post EVAR
Finding out that you are pregnant with a walrus.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO not the walrus!(ive been saying nooooooooo a lot lately 
)
OK, so the next topic is: Enjoying
Enjoying: (in bad time and place)
Tv in mid-funeral
Food in mid-funeral
Anything in mid-funeral
An orgasm in the day care
Big Brother
2012: The Movie
—EDIT—
Raping someone by the police station LOLZ
Enjoying:
-A nice bar of chocolate outside a weight-loss clinic
-A packet of sour chewy sweets while at the dentist
-Lighting stuff on fire in a row of thatched cottages
-A comedy during a funeral
-Multiple orgasms in the day care
Enjoying Dark Dan’s humor
…enojying War at a peacemaker’s convention
Enjoying
-the 1st thing on every guy’s list (unless they’re gay, but even then!), but no one has said it yet, so I’ll have to, TITS God just sat back after making those and yelled, “Mom! Mom! Get the camera! It’s the best thing yet!”
-Heart’s comment and sends the same message back to him
-Brownies
How are those bad predicaments?
Enjoying alcohol at an Alcoholics Anonymous.
Enjoying murder at a church.
I don’t know, but I’m having fun nonetheless.
I MISCOUNTED DAMN!