Bad Predicaments (A Game)

While using a cellphone

Using a cellphone when you’re the King’s/President’s/batty old Queen’s (yes I’m looking at you England) private jet pilot.
Using a cellphone while simultaneously using four other cellphones.
Using a cellphone while drowning.
Using a cellphone while being prodded continuously by an irritated old lady (yes I’m looking at you again England).
Using a cellphone while simultaneously using four other cellphones when you’re the King’s/President’s/batty old Queen’s private jet pilot and being prodded continuously by an irritated old lady (who happens to be drowning).

While watching a movie.

while bieng chased
while calling 911
while in the dinosaur age
Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!

When Hypo doesn’t have one.

In a funeral.
While playing the silent game.
When you’re playing hide and seek…
In a no-cellphone zone.