DYJHIW your star ships just aren’t meant to fly?
Oil
DYJHIW the oil cans are empty?
Piercings
OUCH!
Oreos
DYJHIW the Oreos you’re eating now taste different from the Oreos you used to eat?
Parties
DYJHIW someone says PARTAY and you thought someone said PANTAY!
._. waet, wut?
Photo Bomb
DYJHIW a clown wants you to smile at the camera, until you know its a camera with Photo Bombs & made you have this?: 
Diaper
DYJHIW Timothy Verbist soils his diaper?
Headexplode
DYJHIW your head explodes?
Plastic Toys
DYJHIW… W… … … you… erm… >_>… …
Hax
DYJHIW someone is spamming the word ‘Hax’ on your song to piss you off? Like if you agree!
Guthrie Govan
lolwut ._.
Anime
DYJHIW you haven’t watched anime for two weeks and you find yourself humming a theme song?
Ricotta Cheese.
DYJHIW you accidently leave out your rolls tongue Rrricotta Cheese and it goes stale?
Fuel
DYJHIW your airplane runs out of fuel mid-flight?
Rainbows
DYJHIW someone says that they think that their homosexual because they can throw up rainbows all over your face?
I think my punctuation needs work… 
Soldier
DYJHIW you have to be a kid soldier to kill people?
Guitar strings
DYJHIW your violin’s guitar strings snap and whip your face?
That sounded almost as stupid as it sounded morbid.
Stars
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DYJHIW the stars fade too soon?
Pluto
DYJHW you know you cannot go to pluto?
War
DYJHIW war isn’t good for anything anymore.
(rhymes!)
Goat