DYJIW you’re walking down the street, and suddenly a man sprints toward you, screaming, wielding a knife, and you can’t get away because you trip on your (possibly untied) shoelaces? Has happened to me about three times.
Giftcards
DYJHIW you buy 3 100 dollar gift cards and they don’t have money on them
Aunt
DYJHIW your aunt is yelling at you?
Maestro (Notessimo)
DYJHIW your not a Maestro?
Butt cheeks
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(black female voice)
DYJHW your butt cheeks don’t look sexy enough to attract guys?
UPS
DYJHITW UPS doesn’t deliver you package of human feet and teeth?
gross rotten grapes
Dyjhiw the moderato- static
V3
DYJHIW V3 is still not out yet?
Avicii
DYJHIW you dont know what Avicii is?
75% off sale at Wal-Mart
DYJHW you baught a televison at a 74% sale off at walmart and then the next day they raise it to a 75% sale at walmart?
Justin Bieber’s early retirement
DYJHIW Justin Bieber 's early retirement is not real 
Spongebob
Ugh, who put you on the planet?
Starbound Early Access.
DYJHIW Starbound Early Access is too early to enjoy?
My new collab (with Trevs)
DYJHW the new collab isnt going well?
epic sax solo
DYJHIW the epic sax solo at the concert sucked?
Popcorn and CHEESE!!!
DYJHIW you got the Popcorn & the cheese in your eyes?
Walking Trees
DYJHIW walking trees don’t give you stuff?
gravy and toast
DYJHW all you have to eat is gravy and toast?
Nickelback
DYJHIW Nickelback doesn’t come to your town?
Skydiving
DYJHIW Skydiving is forbidden?
Pigeon