Don't you just hate it when...

DYJHW the devil is annoying?

easter bunny

DYJHIW you are getting a picture taken with the easter bunny and he starts touching you inappropriately?

DYJHW happens and you are like WHAAATATATAAT!!!

TWERKING

DYJHIW Miley Cyrus is Twerking? (ugh, she is ruining her life last time, but if she thinks she’s ambitious like me, than she’s wrong)

Ian Thomas

DYJHW Ian Thomas comes out of nowhere when you are eating dinner and then you jump up, spilling your food on the ground, also causing the fine china to break, causing your mom to get super mad shouting “THAT CHINA WAS FROM THE PRINCE OF PERSIA!!!,” then having to apologize for ten hours straight and having to work countless hours in order to get enough money to replace that one piece of china that you broke, and soon after buying it your mom dies and you are like “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I SPENT ALL THIS MONEY FOR THIS AND I CANNOT RETURN IT???”, then knocking everything down in your house, setting it on fire, become a mad man out in the streets killing everybody in your sight while drunk as f@#$ (blood alcohol level above 2), and then a cop comes and puts you in prison for life until one day you die and nobody comes to your funeral.

Paragraphs

DYJHIW the paragraps are too much for you?

School

DYJHIW you aren’t at school

Pillow

DYJHIW your pillow broke?

Alarm Clock

Dyjhiw your alarm clock is filled with hot pockets?

French

DYJHIW you don’t have ketchup for your French fries?

Albuquerque

DYJHW you are able to say Albuquerque like this “al- buh-cookie”

Def Leppard

DYJHIW Def Lepard is Hard to know?

Being at school

DYJHIW you don’t spend time being at school because OKTOBERFEEEEEST is in town.

David Tennant

DYJHW David tennant is somebody that i used to know?

Parents using technology

DYJHIW Your parents suck at using technology?

Snakes

DYJHIW when you hate snakes

Pessimism

dyjhw people show pessimism all the time?

Bart Simpson

holy sh** the last post was 2014?
also BUMP
DYJHW bart simpson smashes a chair on his dad’s head when he’s in the bathtub?

Tsukasa

omg nice double post x2

pls don’t ban me