Don't you just hate it when...

Don’t you hate how ‘tortias’ is spelled ‘tortillas’?

necrophilia

DYJHIW you can’t pronounce necrophillia?

depleted

DYJHW the ozone layer is depleated???

Zombie

DYJHIW a zombie doesn’t moan “braaaiiiiiiins” and acts like a perfectly chipper gentleman?

Italics

DYJHIW italics are overused?

Irony

DYJHIW Timothy verbist says “oh the irony”?

ghost

DYJHW someone here on notessimo still has a ghost as their profile pic. even though it’s way past halloween?

slow

DYJHIW you get stuck with babysitting your younger sibling.

Yeah neither do I.

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DYJHIW you play slender at night and you have to buy new pants?

Cube

DYJHIW Cube rhymes with boo–

no carrot.

Carrot.

DYJHIW carrots grow underground?

Ice

DYJHW you slip on ice nd hurt your back?

lock

DYJHIW you accidently hit CAPSLOCK WHILE TYPING?

true

…when somebody says you’re a spider and it’s true?

dichotomy

edit: (well somebody has to answer it…)

When you see a sign with the word dichotomy on it but its not split? (idk)

Corrupted

DYJHIW you tried to make a song, but a computer is corrupted?

Hair

DYJHIW your hair gets stuck in a paper shredder?

Coaster

DYJH roller coasters?

Santa Claus

DYJHIW santa delivers the wrong present?!

Um… DYJHIW you hate? (I dunno)

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