Why do elephants have trunks?
no glove departments.
I was up all night wondering where the sun went after it set. Then it dawned on me.
My husband's so dumb, when the TV broke down, he went into the other room and watched the radio.
Ted: I just spilled beer all over the stove.
Pasty: Oh great. Foam on the Range.
Customer: I would like some coffee.
waiter: How would you like it?
Customer: In a cup!
Neighbor #1: Last night I had a dream that I saw something on your front lawn that made me very happy.
Neighbor #2: What was it?
Neighbor #1: A "For Sale" sign
Did you hear the one about the atom?
it was so Bohr-ing
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