Make me laugh!

djzax101 · October 11, 2013, 11:07am

Two mormons walk into a bar… wait, they can’t drink alcohol.

Aliens_Exist · October 11, 2013, 11:13am

TWO JEWS WALK INTO A BAR

NOT IN MY COUNTRY!

djzax101 · October 11, 2013, 11:20am

Here’s an amazing joke: Steam updates.

Aliens_Exist · October 11, 2013, 12:13pm

The new tf2 update doesn’t have weapons. Someone’s gonna die.

Timothy_Verbist · October 11, 2013, 5:42pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTIlVXKfyY

ggfchl · October 11, 2013, 5:50pm

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”
Chinese joke:How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, donut seeds!”
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”