see, aliens IS a pervert, taking wives and whatnot

That is probably the only thing on this topic that made me laugh.
AND FOR SONFAX:
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE LYRICS ARE WRONG!!! IT SHOULD BE “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?” Though to fit the joke, change fantasy to Fanta sea. Trust me, you’d rather have me correct you than Sonfax correct you, because Sonfax would ban you from life by crawling through your computer screen and slitting your throat.
i found these online. I didn’t make these.
This reply is purely for comedic effect
What will you get, if you cross a Cow with a Bathtub?
Give up?
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a Cowtub!
What do you get when you cross a donkey and a rhino?
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don no

Oriam
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Uh… itadakimasu?
Nice job student: