I have over 9000 reasons why I should get the “Most-meme obsessed user” award. All your awards are belong to me, even thought I lost the game. This is sparta people, I really think…It’s a trap! Well then do a barrel roll. I think we have about a 33% chance of survival, repeating of course-LEEEEEEERROOY!!! JEEEEEEEEEENKIIINSSSSSS!!! Wtf! BOOOOOOOM!!! Another reason to nominate me is that I like turtles. Leave Brittany Alone! I’ve even made a song that covers what will happen if I don’t get what I want.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck is this shit?
Slander I say! Baseless slander! I have never touched an ounce of ethanol in my life, and if I’m lying right now, may the “Good” Lord strike me down at my keyboard… or get this site out of Beta… whichever is least likely.
Haha! A bit early I know, but it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, eh?
Okay, just stop it. Why are you trying so hard to turn these forums into a ragefest? Have you not learned a single thing from the past? No one wants to see these kinds of inflammatory responses. No one wants to see all this unwarranted self-importance. No one wants to log into these forums only to find themselves knees-deep in manure. Just stop it.