Well I felt something “spark” when I rubbed you the other day.
We were having a fireworks party and one of them hit your finger (remember how small they are, and they were doing fireworks (that if they were made in our size) would fit in our hand. Capslock invited me over.
EDIT: wait, what was that party for Capslock? I got to drunk off of QWERTY beer to remember…
…Ouch.
I’m showing this to my parents!
I feel as though my music isn’t good anymore.
Nah, it’s just that you haven’t updated your thread with a song in like 6 months so I don’t blame us.
YOU JUST HAD TO UPDATE YOUR THREAD LITERALLY 11 SECONDS BEFORE I MADE THAT POST… JUST TO SMITE ME RIGHT?
Yes, that’s exactly what he did.
And for the solo category, does the nominee have to be a solo from a song, or just a solo (like Spanish Fly and Eruption)?
Fuck yeah, it’s not like binomials and shakespeare are actually going to help me get a job one day, I’d much rather learn how to make noise then learn how to add exponents. I mean who needs math anyway? All it is- is some imaginary system made up by a bunch of schizophrenic people for the subconscious human mind to make us feel proud of ourselves when we find the velocity of a 2kg rubber ball dropped off a building 5.4 seconds ago. amirite?
That’s a surprising view:
Math and music are as close as two hot college roomates who–even though they are both in commited relationships–like to experiment, only they don’t tell that until the other guy shows up in the doorway and you almost get your ass beat.
…and you can
me on that.
As for feeling superior, you should read Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s Galapagos (don’t worry it’s pretty short and he dosen’t like to use big words)
I think math first came about so we could start creating unequal distrubtions of wealth without having to keep stockpiles of shit everywhere.
Do you have a book filled with all these similes and metaphors lying around somewhere or what?
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Can’t fuckin’ believe Roasty just got Roast’d
Or rather, to infuse that sentiment with the whole homo-erotic wordplay palaver that Hypo is so fond of mentioning…
“Damn Hypo, you just giffed all over Roasty!”
Yeah, I’m not as good at it as Hypo
This should probably go into the “Famous Quotes” thread, but it fits into this argument:
“All I really need to know I learned in Kindergarten,” -Robert Fulghum
XD as I was going through this I thought this was a perfect Rostmaster’s type response:
Just had to repost that image didn’t you? Just to smite me?
I C WAT U DID THAR
I believe the correct response is that same gif, but seeing as how it’s been done before (very clever, btw) and as I’ve already giffed all over your face less than 24 hours ago and as I’m liable to start shoting blanks any minute now, I think I’ll take the high road and just verbally abuse you… you bastard…
ooooooooh, how does that feel? Need some aloe vera for that fuckin’ burn? Cry for me Roasty… It’s the only way I can get it up (just watched Sin City again last night/this morning… has a Watchmen feel to it… guess because it’s based on and performed in a graphic novel style…)
Better rap this up before I start to ramble… oh, and you mother sucks cocks in hell… sorry, but hey, you live there right? Plus she’ll suck ANYONE off, even you probably… you just need $1.50 and a shot of vodka… and REALLY low standards.
Ouch
>implying director zack synder is anything like the genius frank miller
Because of this annotation, I deem everything you say as complete and utter crap, ergo, the context of your whole post void.
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