
A butterfly was originally named a “flutterby”.
The only food that doesn’t rot is honey.
The film Titanic cost more than the Titanic itself.

It’s more likely you would be attacked by a cow than a shark.
A 'face-off’in hockey was originally called a ‘puck-off’.
May and June are the most popular months to get married. January is the least popular.
Wearing yellow makes you look bigger on camera; green, smaller.
Colonel Sanders traveled over 250,000 miles a year visiting various parts of his Kentucky Fried Chicken Empire
In Maine, it is illegal to sell a car on Sunday unless it comes equipped with plumbing.
Most toilets flush in E flat
You burn more calories sleeping than watching television.
US Senator Strom Thurmond of South Carolina set a filibuster record in the U.S. Senate on 8/ 19/ 1957. He spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes.
The 772-778 Digits of pi are 9999998.
Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
You forget 80% of what you learn each day.
Hockey pucks were originally made from frozen cow dung
In Rochester, Michigan, anyone bathing in public must have his or her bathing suit inspected by a police officer.
Cows release 50 million metric tonnes of methane gas a year.
Donald Rumsfeld was both the youngest and the oldest defense secretary in US history.
A snail can sleep for three years
Thomas Edison designed a helicopter that would work with gunpowder. It ended up blowing up and also blew up his factory.
The precise geographical center of the North American continent is in a town called Rugby, North Dakota.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
The biggest disco ball in the world has a diameter of 2.41 meters and 137.89 kilograms. It also has 6,900 mirror squares on it
In Oklahoma, people who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Bill Gates designed a traffic control system for Seattle when he was only 15.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
In West Virginia if you run over an animal, you can legally take it home and cook it for dinner.
Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.
Out of all the eight letter words in the English language, only one has only one vowel in it: strength
Teflon is the most slipperiest substance in the world
Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.
If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it won’t be heads 5,000 times, but 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death
Studies have shown that by putting on slow background music it can make a person eat food at a slower rate
Ten percent of the Russian government’s income comes from the sale ofvodka.
Duffel bags are named after a town of Duffel, Belgium, where they were first made.
The first building with an elevator was the six-story 130-foot Equitable Life Building in New York. It was built in 1870.
Because of the speed at which the sun moves, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
A baby eel is called an elver, a baby oyster is called a spat.
Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team his sophomore year.
An Estee Lauder perfume called Country Mist had disappointing sales in Germany where the word Mist was slang for manure!
On average, 350 squirts are needed from milking a cow to make a gallon of milk
The word diastema is the word for having a gap between your teeth
People descended from the Scottish clan of Kerr are more likely to be left handed than any other ancestrial group.
Kool-Aid can be turned into Gatorade by adding some salt.
Horse-sized ducks roamed Australia about 50,000 years ago.
Women look their oldest on Wednesdays at 3:30 PM.
There is a movie called Rubber (which I will be watching shortly) about a tire that rolls around and blows people’s heads up. (I’m very excited to watch it)
You cannot use iTunes to build nuclear weapons, as it against their their terms of service.
Smoking can make your nipples fall off and turn purple.
Honorificabilitudinitatibus is the longest English word that consists strictly of alternating consonants and vowels
JELL-O was declared The Official State Snack of Utah in January 2001
A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds
Thomasville, North Carolina, prohibits airplanes from flying over the town on Sundays during the hours between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m.
In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, and silver.
An average home creates more pollution than does the average car
In Arizona it is illegal to have more than two dildos in one house
Attics were invented in Attica.
90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
Toilets in Australia flush counter clockwise. ALIENZ, IS THIS TRUE?
Althaiophobia is the fear of marshmallows
In the great fire of London in 1666, half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured.
Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
Bill Gates’house was designed using a Macintosh computer.
The amount of Kit Kat chocolate bars that are made at the York factory every 15 minutes are enough to outstack the Eiffel Tower
Every three seconds, a new baby is born.
Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg
Women shoplift more often than men; the statistics are 4 to 1.
The Himalayas cover one-tenth of the Earth’s surface.
A kangaroo cannot jump if its tail is off the ground.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs.
It is illegal to say Oh, Boy in Jonesboro, Georgia.
In 1894 there were only 4 automobiles in the US.
According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never show a person actually drinking beer.
Astronauts cannot burp in space.
Dolphins don’t automatically breath; they have to tell themselves to.
This fact just amazes my brain, like sporange bursting over the curple of a chilver.
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Lemmie find out the next time I take a whiz.
BRB.
Yes.
(I accually DID go to the bathroom and flushed to find out…)
Did you know that carrot was the first person to do a NTP?

Nooooooo! My life is a lie!!
Well if it makes you feel any better
His middle name was spelled wrong on his tombstone.…
ELVIS IS NOT ACCUSTOMED TO VIRGINS, HE IS NOT FIT FOR THE FESTIVAL OF BLOOD. ALSO HE IS DEAD.
So Take Micheal Jackson instead, or Justin Beiber…
WE DO NOT TAKE MUSICAL POP STARS OR ASSHOLES. ONLY PURE EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL.
Olive oil is very useful for deep-frying, and is healthier than butter.