My teacher forgot to hand out the permission slips to go bowling to half the class so they all had to call their parents for permission… and my mom didn’t answer her phone lolz
then I just went on notissimo for the hour and a half block in the library.
and I edited the first post and the one before because I always edit the first post to keep up to date and the one before just because… lolz
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!!!~CURSE OF SP~!!!
If an infinite number of rednecks in the back of an infinite number of pickup trucks shoot an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce a complete version of Hamlet in braille.
Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.
Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.
Anyone ever heard of this website? Its a pretty much pointless game to click other people’s pokemon eggs and to get people to click your own eggs. you get enough clicks, the egg will hatch and then the clicks will raise the pokemon and give them experience…
Dormant…
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn’t, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don’t believe this little lie’s true,
Ask Harry the blind man he saw it too!
A decnt song, worthy of note. Some problems I had with it include: Repetitive (it actually reminded me much of Anthony’s The Ocean with how it was the same normal riff that was just added on to over time), Drums are way under-powered and lacking a snare, and the lyrics (i assume that poem you wrote is the lyrics for the song) are too funny for such a serious song. Good song though, 8.5/10.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note,
“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
dude sorry I dont think I’m going to for awhile … if you want to thats fine
I has too short of an attention span lolz >_<
I might during christmas break as a present for anyone that wants it done lolz
FACT: The computer in your cell phone today is a million times cheaper and a thousand times more powerful and about a hundred-thousand times smaller than the one computer at MIT in 1965.
FACT: You’ve been Rickroll’d right? So have about 40 million other people.
FACT: 95% of all songs downloaded last year weren’t paid for.