The Person Below Me

TPBM is TPBM.

um i guess

TPBM has a pet fish

Ew wtsf

TPBM has a hand fetish

Hell if i know.

TPBM likes scary Logos (like i do)

… idk

TPBM has a favorite color of purple

All year 'round.

TPBM knows at least two languages at a conversational level.

ish. I know 70% of spanish so…
and english is native tongue…

TPBM works at an amusement park

nope, I’ve been to them tho.

TPBM has changed a diaper before.

no.
TPBM wears a diaper

No.

TPBM might get a Tan.

i might get a cosine…

TPBM pranks their friends/family

Yeah, last year I stabbed my entire family. Although, when the police showed up, I told them it was a prank bro, and I was let off with a warning.

TPBM likes watching “kissing pranks (gone sexual)” for hours on end

Um. no

TPBM does not own a pen

no.

TPBM would buy (a) new instrument(s) with the winnings of 1.3 billion dollars

I guess lmao

TPBM has crippling social anxiety.

hm?

TPBM disliked the new Star Wars Movie

I’m neutral over Star Wars, but nope.

TPBM might like the electronics on there like i do: http://ebay.chodientu.vn/tim-kiem/sony-1.html?type=0

Idk

TPBM has at least 1 friend

what does TPBM mean?

The person below me is licking it

lick it real good.

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