The Person Below Me

hahahahahahaha no

TPBM eats pizza

Pizza is the fucking best, man.

TPBM would invite me to their next social get-together

yeah totally

TPBM is in a relationship

Maybe~

TPBM still plays Minecraft.

a knockoff of it. so yeah

TPBM likes going to the zoo

i haven’t gone to the zoo in a while, but it’s alright as long as the animals aren’t mistreated

TPBM needs to go to bed

I just woke up, so no.

TPBM has a flat-screen TV in their room.

Yes

TPBM hates cats

how can you tho
i mean unless you’re allergic to them

TPBM has no idea what updog is

Goddammit Zildex

TPBM has more than 8 GB of RAM installed on their computer.

no, but i’m thinking of upgrading to 16 gigs
also why you gotta be so rude

TPBM has nearly 80 hours in adventure capitalist

Maybe in my computer games.

TPBM might make a video on YouTube about himself dumpster Diving at the Recycling Center.

yes its my all time fetish sdfbilavnasdfihbisucbeouptmnbtvmasdjfhkasdf

TPBM is a Maestro

you know it m8

TPBM get get get get got got got got the joke

no

TPBM is enjoying their stay at Notessimo

Depends on me.

TPBM wants to tan one day.

I’m already tan. I’m TANner. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha i’m going now

TPBM likes to make puns.

I do, some of them are pretty punny.
I’m dumb

TPBM has a wal-mart gift card

if i do i haven’t used it and it’s probably expired

TPBM owns space engineers and has an entire solar system

How did you know?

TPBM has collected state coins