I wish.
The person below me is a time-traveler.
I’m back from the future!
TPBM is a ninja
(ninja)
The person below me is a pirate.
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
Umikaze kimakase namimakase
Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu
Sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta
TPBM doesn’t know Japanese.
One Piece? :3
The person below me is a cone.
=ME
TPBM ate me
Mmmm, red hydrogenated corn syrup and ice.
The person below me is a rose.
I’m a Robotic Orbital Sensory Electronarium.
The person below me likes making up words.
No.
TPBM Says that I failed.
You failed.
The person below me thinks this is getting slightly boring!
NEVER.
TPBM’s base are belong to us.
All my base is belongs to you. lolwut
The person below me is chocolate rain.
I wish.
The person below me is hyper.
I’m not atm.
The person below me has teh pills.
No, I has teh piles.
The person below me likes lamps!
Yes, if assembled properly, they can provide light.
The person below me thinks Applejack is better than Rainbow Dash.
Definitely, AJ works so hard in the orchid.
The person below me likes Spike.
No. He’s annoying. He should be replaced by Gummy.
The person below me has teh pills.
I love Gummy!
The person below me loves Gummy too.
We all love Gummy. 
The person below me hates Snips and Snails.