I have ADS! (Attention deficit OOH SHINY!)
TPBM Doesn’t like all this box.
Yes, what is with this box? It’s so annoying.
The person below me hates pentagon-shaped keyboards.
My keyboard is a octagonal-shaped :3
TPBM augments reality.
Reality sucks.
The person below me is a fanboy.
checks sig and username
No, I’d never be a fanboy!
Fanboyism is retarded 
TPBM is a 
assassin.
Yes.
The person below me likes donkeys.
I can see where this is going V_V
TPBM is Nigel Thornberry.
ill do this with my hands
blarrararragharghrgahrga
edit:TPBM is wondering why fishrockers thread was locked?
Because Nigel Thornberry happened in this thread.
The person below me is tunarocker.
The person below me will read me a bedtime story.
It’s called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
TPBM knows what that is from.
Umm… Oh, I know! It’s from Fox news! Right? RIGHT?!
TPBM is a sponge.
Sure?
No, silly! I’m a carrot! 
TPBM is a bunny who is going to eat meeeeee!
No, I’m that big worm thing from Lost Planet and I will devour you and your family. And your car.
The person below me is a moderator.
Nope.
The person below me isn’t a moderator.
Nope.
The person below me is an adminismoderator.
Nope.
The person below me isn’t an adminismoderator.
I’m probably never going to be a moderator.
TPBM feels bad for me.
Nope, because I will probably never be one either.
The person below me is .