Melted computer and ice… a very underrated meal.
TPBM is a professional javelin catcher
Yes, I can catch it through my abdomen,
TPBM can whistle.
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CAN YOU BLOW MY WISTLE BABY… oops sorry! Damn now I got it stuck in my head again… Anyway… no 
TPBM is my mother who is secretly watching if I don’t do anything bad on the internet…
:c Don’t use that tone of voice with me.
TPBM has num lock on.
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My numlock is always on if i pressed it!
TPBM has the Scroll Lock on.
No way.
TPBM does 179 regularly.
i don’t know what that means.
tpbm lst ll thr vwls.
N.
TPBM likes fun.
Do you mean the band “fun.” or just fun in general?
TPBM hates me.
Absolutely. I hate you for your amazing composition skills, your witty humor, and charming personality.
Screw you, you nastard. (There are younger, innocent viewers on here, so…) Please note that this is all sarcasm.
TPBM thinks I’m a terribly mean cat llama person.
who?
TPBM thinks that TPA knows a secret that TPA that person yet B TPO that person has been keeping.
yes
TPBM is a scrub
Not really…
TPBM always watches Scrubs (tv)
Not too often.
TPBM enjoys scrubbing.
say what? no.
TPBM has carved a pumpkin for halloween
It’s not Halloween for more than two weeks!
TPBM has taken down their Easter decorations already.
We never had them 
TPBM wears the same shirt for a whole week.
Ew, no.
Well, I’m quite flattered.
TPBM doesn’t have a Halloween costume.
That’s true (we don’t do anything on halloween here)
TPBM once had a cat, but ate it…
how could i eat cats?!
TPBM Wants me to try harder in making songs.