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You soiled your diaper. What would you do?!
I dont wear a diaper, sir.
Timothy asked if you soiled an imaginary diaper, what ya do?
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you ripped a 100 dollar note, how will you repair it, (you are in the woods)
use sap from trees. it’s sticky and will repair it.
You are told that you have to evacuate your house. you can only bring what you can fit in a suitcase. what do you bring?
Take your Cabbages and Coffee creamer and GTFO.
the F**k monster is blocking your joy. how will you get past it?
Ask it to move.
Aliens invade Earth, and you only have a pen. What do you do?
Use the pen to design a plan to repel the aliens.
You wake up hanging from a flagpole by your boxers. The pain starts to feel unbearable. Luckily, you have on you a pair of scissors, a pair of sneakers, and a pair of bottle rockets.
Use the scissors to cut the flagpole, the sneakers to break its fall, and the bottle rockets to to throw at the wall and it will go
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You find out it is Friday, when you thought it was Saturday. You get mad and gallop your way to the post office. What do you do there?
Call in an air-strike to bomb the post office.
and then order a supreme pizza.
you’re out of milk and you want make a milk shake. (p.s all the supermarkets are closed and cows don’t exist.)
If cows didnt exist then you would never be out of milk, thus being that the milkshake would have never been invented.
You are about to jump off a cliff, and you can either have a unopenable parachute or a broken parachute. Which would you bring?
use goat milk!
a broken parachute.
you are a farmer and you are told to kill all your cows, pigs, or chicken. what do you kill? (think foodwise)
I be having chicken for dinner tonight.
No, really, I am.
You need to cleanse your body of dusty impurities, but there is no water available to you.
use saliva.
you need to buy a $2.00 rose for your love interest, but you’re broke…
Go outside and get one.
You want to buy a $4,000,000 car and you only have a few dollars for selling Ace’s cows and pigs, how do you obtain it?
I sold them to a billionaire so instead of “a few dollars” I got, “A few dollars” so I managed to buy the car.
You’re buried alive, your oxygen is running low. How will you escape?
Dig as fast as you can (don’t go beneath though!) go above, maybe that’ll help!
You are invited to go to a Metallica Concert, but you are poor at the money. How will you solve that problem?
Start a lemonade stand.
You have a rare case of the SDR (spontanious dance rampage) syndrom and you are invited to a very important meeting, how will you get through?
I tap my feet rapidly during the meeting.
You need to call 911/000/111
but you’re out of phone credit.
Why do I need to call again?
You’ve been selected to participate in Wipeout!
REFUSE THE OFFER, STEAL THE WINNINGS.
You are dead, you do not want to be dead, how will you resurrect yourself?