Would You Rather...?

(So does a Vita…)

You really need to go back to primary school for your grammar…

I’d rather throw a chair I guess…?

WYR (If a boy) wear a pink wedding dress to school everyday? (If a girl) wear a mustard yellow tuxedo to school everyday? or (If a boy/girl) lose your hair (bald)

Mustard yellow tuxedo! I’ve actually always wanted an excuse to wear a tuxedo…

WYR lose all of your teeth OR lose all of your grammatical skills?

teeth. NO MORE BRACES!

WYR speak in binary or in pig latin the rest of your life?

binary, Peoples with think that strange robot is strange! :D (what dafuq did I just say…?)

WYR eat a meat pie frozen or a whole large bottle of Hershey’s Chocolate Sauce?

Chocolate sauce. Because Hershey’s.

WYR freshen up your room with a candle or an air freshener?

Candle. I don’t like how air fresheners smell ususally, a candle smells much more authentic.

WYR become a Jedi (from Star Wars) or a wizard (from Harry Potter)? Or a sparkly vampire (from Twilight)?

NO I AM A JEDI!!! :D

WYR be unimaginably strong or unimaginably smart?

I would rather be unimaginably smart & i am too old for the primary school, Aliens!

WYR be a smart 18 years old or a dumb 98 years old?

I wish I could read when I was a kid! Now… where’d I put me retainer?

WYR be anonymous or well known?

Well known, i want to be famouse.

WYR collab with Sandalman3000 or with Ace1257?

I have some advice!

START MAKING F*CKING SENSE.

(I’m collabing with ace now.)

… ACE1257 :D

WYR meet Jack black or Mike White?

I do not know either of these humans, but Jack White because the region in which I take my residence is also White.

Would you human rather eat super salty fish or just salty fish?

Salty fish, just… Cooked at least…

WYR become a random animal of your choice or switch your gender?

I would rather change my gender to a girl, then i can have long hair at last :D

WYR like trains or the Heartbeat Effect?

I couldn’t resist…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0&feature=player_detailpage

WYR be trolled by HaiThar OR isaac_gibson?
(even though it’s suspected they’re the same person)

HaiThar, It’d be like being pranked by a friend, THAT’LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

WYR TAKE OVER THE WORLD!?

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or Own any planet of your choice?

Dibs on Neptune.

WYR read SB&HJ or Problem Sleuth?

I was hoping you’d go for Uranus…

SB&HJ
WYR play “the impossible game” or “the worlds hardest game 2?”

World’s Hardest Game. I can’t play anything that’s Impossible.

WYR troll your cousin or a complete stranger?

Stranger, I’d get in less trouble… I think…

WYR guitar duel with Metallica or Megadeth?