ATTN: Everyone. Report in here ASAP.

Step one: Go here
Step two: Make an account
Step three: Make a country
Step four: Make your people reproduce, make them work, be an ass to your citizens, get a shit ton of money.
Step five: Send all your shit to “Roastmasters”.
Step six: ???
Step seven: PROFIT (literally)

M’kay…

We should make an alliance.

Do I really have to send you all my resources and money?

Heh I logged on today and found I had 26 new messages.

I had like 100!! Lol

So what’s your nation Slip?