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Sorry, “Heroman” does not exist. Might I suggest something more generic, like The Flash?

Non-specific action figure

Excuse me.

Okay, fine then. I’ve got dibs on Megaman, Link, Mario, Kirby, Zero, X, Samus, and the Power Rangers.

I have no idea what we’re doing.

Me neither.

WTF are we doing?

We are avoiding your question, good sir.

Actually, I want Mr. Immortal on my side.

Ol’ Godzilla was hoppin’ around
Tokyo City like a big playground

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When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neil
When they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before he could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the daaaaaaaaaaay

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

You want I should post the whole song?

No?

Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back