This is another game I stole from the forum.
Each person makes a wish. The next poster grants their wish in a humorous way so they get something completely different from what they actually wanted (but without changing the wish itself). Once you have corrupted a wish, post a new one. If you thought of a good corruption for a prior wish, you can also post that.
I wish I never had to work again.
Granted. You're serving twenty life sentences for crimes you didn't commit.
I wish I had a million quid.
Granted; your entire family and friends were killed, and this is their life insurance.
I wish people will like this game.