Corrupt a wish

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#21

Granted, but it was your worst song.

I wish I won the regional spelling bee. (I’ve actually took 3rd place in my regional spelling bee, and 1st in my school spelling bee.)

#22

Granted, but the prize wasn’t worth it.

I wish I was a robot.

#23

Granted, but you destoyed entire citys at a time.

I wish i owned FL Studio

#24

Granted, but you only get the demo version. And you can never get any other version.

#25

i meant i owned a version that wasnt the demo, with saving. Unless i get the demo and saving.

I wish thomas was real :o

#26

get a figurine, look thru a huge magnifying glass, and now he looks real!
I wish my member title was the way I wanted it.

#27

Okay… I think I get it now.
Granted, but you’re the only one who likes it.
I wish I could skip school and work forever, but still be rich!

#28

Well you didn’t say that, so carrot’s response was correct!

You do!

Granted, but you have nothing to do all day and feel really guilty.

I wish I could memorize a dictionary.

#29

Granted, but now your head is the sizr of a bus.

I wish i had a wish

#30

Granted, but it is to die a horrific vegetable-related death.

I wish I could write a best-selling book.

#31

Granted, but it’s Fifty Shades of Grey.

I wish could type as fast as I could talk (I talk pretty fast when I want to).

#32

Granted, but now you talk really slowly.

I wish I could never be sick.

#33

granted, they will appoint you as the typist at the congressional meetings)Darn, Nuse, you beat me to it!
Granted, you will have to create the medicine to stop it all.
I wish i could be able to fly.

#34

Granted, but now your a bird and cant type on a keyboard

I wish i was a famous music artist (like LMFAO)

#35

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish viruses didn’t exist.

#36

Granted, But now norton sues you for making their product pointless.

I wish these wishes were real wishes.

#37

Granted, but you turn insane and only think they are real.

I wish I knew how to make pitch-bends in notessimo.

#38

Granted, but only in Notessimo 1.

I wish I were a fish.

#39

Granted but someone eats you.

I wish I could play every song on piano.

#40

Granted, but I stole your piano…
I wish there was no war.