Granted, but only in Antarctica.
I wish the world would never end.
Granted, but only in Antarctica.
I wish the world would never end.
Granted, but everyone goes extinct.
I wish I were able to read and speak every language perfectly.
Granted, but you are seen by the world as untrustworthy, a potential threat and possibly an alien.
I wish I had legendary ancestors.
Granted, but youâre somehow descended from Mao Zedong and Hitler at the same time.
I wish I could fall asleep quickly.
Granted, but you fall asleep forever
I wish insert text here
Alas, A complete WATSE of a wish!!!
I wish I could always catch a ball.
Granted, but you can only catch it with your teeth.
I wish insert more text here
Granted, youâve wasted yet another opportunity for a wish.
I wish I could be come leader of the country(president, king, etc.)
Agreed, but you will die from the townspeople thinking your laws are unfair.
I wish to be Eduard Khil
Granted, but you randomly have a heart-attack
I wish insert pteenx i ts here
Umad?
I wish I could reverse time
Granted, but you are not able to unreverse it.
I wish I could tell the time from the angle of the sun.
granted, but you disenagrate from being too close to the sunâŠ
I wish I could ride a hoverboard.
Granted, but the police arrests you because you forgot your hoverboard-license.
I wish I were a racoon
Granted, have fun running from the hunters.
I wish I had $1,000,000.
Granted, Zimbabwean Dollars.
I wish I had three eyes.
Granted, you are now an alien.
I wish I was the best chess player in the world.
Granted, but someone rage-quits and shoots you.
I wish that I could have enough sleep without going into a coma or getting attacked.
Ganted. you die of a household accidentâŠ
I wish I was a ghost
Granted, but youâre not scaryâŠ
I wish I didnât have to read a book for school
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