Corrupt a wish

Granted, but only in Antarctica.

I wish the world would never end.

Granted, but everyone goes extinct.

I wish I were able to read and speak every language perfectly.

Granted, but you are seen by the world as untrustworthy, a potential threat and possibly an alien.

I wish I had legendary ancestors.

Granted, but you’re somehow descended from Mao Zedong and Hitler at the same time.

I wish I could fall asleep quickly.

Granted, but you fall asleep forever

I wish insert text here

Alas, A complete WATSE of a wish!!!

I wish I could always catch a ball.

Granted, but you can only catch it with your teeth.

I wish insert more text here

Granted, you’ve wasted yet another opportunity for a wish.
I wish I could be come leader of the country(president, king, etc.)

Agreed, but you will die from the townspeople thinking your laws are unfair.

I wish to be Eduard Khil

Granted, but you randomly have a heart-attack

I wish insert pteenx i ts here

Umad?

I wish I could reverse time

Granted, but you are not able to unreverse it.

I wish I could tell the time from the angle of the sun.

granted, but you disenagrate from being too close to the sun


I wish I could ride a hoverboard.

Granted, but the police arrests you because you forgot your hoverboard-license.

I wish I were a racoon :D

Granted, have fun running from the hunters.

I wish I had $1,000,000.

Granted, Zimbabwean Dollars.

I wish I had three eyes.

Granted, you are now an alien.

I wish I was the best chess player in the world.

Granted, but someone rage-quits and shoots you.

I wish that I could have enough sleep without going into a coma or getting attacked.

Ganted. you die of a household accident


I wish I was a ghost

Granted, but you’re not scary


I wish I didn’t have to read a book for school :(