Corrupt a wish

Granted, but now you have to read scattered pages for school.

I wish that there were more smilies on this website.

Granted, but there :) between :) each :) word :)

I wish I had a guiney pig. :3

Granted, but itā€™s a dead one.

I wish I could sing.

;_____________; how could you?

Granted, but you sing horribly.

I wish for the worlds most EXPENSIVE DIAPER !!!

Granted, it will lose itā€™s value once you wear it.
I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted, but someone mugs you.

I wish I could pronounce my new account name properly.

Granted, but you can no longer pronounce everyone elseā€™s acc. name properly.

I wish I owned the latest in technology.

Granted, but it gets outdated in a day.

I wish I was never hungry.

granted, but now you are begging for water.
i wish i had no homework for the rest of my life.

Granted, but only because they donā€™t call it homework anymore. Itā€™s still the sameā€¦
I wish I didnt have to get up early tomorrowā€¦

Granted, but now you have to go to school at midnight.

I wish had less lies and more truths.

Granted, but when you tell the truth it may not be the best thing to sayā€¦

I wish I could skydive from spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

Granted, but you run out of breath and die from hitting the ground.

I wish I had enough time to work on notessimo songs.

Wouldnā€™t I die from going to fast and breaking the sound barrier and peeling my skin and flesh untill Iā€™m just space mush heading for earth at SONIC RAINBOOM SPEED! (around 6,756 MPH)

Like buttonā€™s right there guys >

Granted but, you now donā€™t have time for luxuries such as washing and eating.

I wish Aliens would continue the game.

Granted, but everyone else is as ditzy as he is. ( No offence intended, Aliens! )

I wish I had beef jerky flavored potato chips.

Granted, but you only have two of them.

I wish I had a talent in golfing.

Granted, but itā€™ll take 10 years of training, ( none taken Clearwater )

I wish I was part of one direction (not really but I thought Iā€™d give it a whirl)

Granted, but itā€™s One Direction but you die after being trampled by fangirls (and guys).

I wish my cat liked me :(

Granted your cat likes you, for five minuets

I wish I could fly to mars