Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you crash land and die.

I wish I could just skip school.

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Granted, butā€¦ noā€¦ waitā€¦ just granted!

I wish nobody would grant this oneā€¦

Granted.

I wish I could count to infinity and back.

Granted, but you die before you finish counting to infinity.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that

Granted, but your wish is invalid.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes.

Technically that breaks the rules of the game as you contradicted the granting of the wish.

Granted, but each wish turns corrupt.

Edit: Sorry for not adding a wish :c

ā€¦I wish I was pure.

Granted, but you turn into pure water.

I wish I got signed to deadmau5ā€™s label.

Ganted, you go to jail for copyright porpises.

I wish I could cover a dragonforce song

Granted, but you did it so perfectly you lost your fingers.

I wish ghosts were real.

Granted, youā€™re house is now hauntedā€¦ Have fun!

I wish I saw a friendly dragon who made my homework!

Granted, but he had terrible spelling.

I wish I was immune from the common cold.

Granted, but now everyone hates you because your never sick like them

I wish there was a real life santa :)

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Granted, but he didnā€™t have a beard.

(actually, at MY mall around where i live, iā€™m not giving away where i live, the real santa is there, because he remembered my sisterā€™s name, who wasnā€™t there last year, he said ā€œhey, whereā€™s ******?ā€ also not giving away my sisters name.
Iā€™M NOT LYING. Iā€™M TELLING THE TRUTH.)

I wish you guys believed this story.

Granted, but nobody belives us.

I wish i was my own neighbor.

Granted, forever alone.

I wish I had my own custom hi-tech armor.

granted, but it malfunctions and you mysteriously drown in a lake.

i wish i could go into the future and remix one of leifedayā€™s songs for his upcoming album.

GrAnTeD, It really sucksā€¦

I wish the moon was cheeseā€¦

Granted, but it get mouldy and decomposes.

I wish I could speak Walrus.

Granted, but with a horrible accentā€¦

I wish Iā€™d win my match tomorrowā€¦