Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you crash land and die.

I wish I could just skip school.

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Granted, but… no… wait… just granted!

I wish nobody would grant this one…

Granted.

I wish I could count to infinity and back.

Granted, but you die before you finish counting to infinity.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that

Granted, but your wish is invalid.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes.

Technically that breaks the rules of the game as you contradicted the granting of the wish.

Granted, but each wish turns corrupt.

Edit: Sorry for not adding a wish :c

…I wish I was pure.

Granted, but you turn into pure water.

I wish I got signed to deadmau5’s label.

Ganted, you go to jail for copyright porpises.

I wish I could cover a dragonforce song

Granted, but you did it so perfectly you lost your fingers.

I wish ghosts were real.

Granted, you’re house is now haunted… Have fun!

I wish I saw a friendly dragon who made my homework!

Granted, but he had terrible spelling.

I wish I was immune from the common cold.

Granted, but now everyone hates you because your never sick like them

I wish there was a real life santa :)

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Granted, but he didn’t have a beard.

(actually, at MY mall around where i live, i’m not giving away where i live, the real santa is there, because he remembered my sister’s name, who wasn’t there last year, he said ā€œhey, where’s ******?ā€ also not giving away my sisters name.
I’M NOT LYING. I’M TELLING THE TRUTH.)

I wish you guys believed this story.

Granted, but nobody belives us.

I wish i was my own neighbor.

Granted, forever alone.

I wish I had my own custom hi-tech armor.

granted, but it malfunctions and you mysteriously drown in a lake.

i wish i could go into the future and remix one of leifeday’s songs for his upcoming album.

GrAnTeD, It really sucks…

I wish the moon was cheese…

Granted, but it get mouldy and decomposes.

I wish I could speak Walrus.

Granted, but with a horrible accent…

I wish I’d win my match tomorrow…