Corrupt a wish

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#101

Granted, but you break your leg and can’t play.
(Good luck, by the way! Hope you actually win.)

I wish I could eat a lot of sweets and never be sick or overweight.

#102

Granted, but you become a sweets addict and have to spend your life in a rehabilitation center.

I wish I could use all public transport for free.

#103

Granted, your transportation crashes into a bomb factory!

I wish I was equipted for a zombie outbreak

#104

Granted, but the zombies eat you anyway. They always do.

I wish I was fluent in Spainish and Swedish.

#105

Granted, but now those languages are forbidden.

I wish I wasn’t this lazy…

#106

Granted, You die from steriods overdose

I wish I could watch a barbie movie :3

#107

Granted, but it was terrible.

I wish I had the best paintball gun.

#108

Granted, you end up shooting yourself with it before dropping it off a cliff.

I wish girls were as kawaii in real life as they were in anime.

#109

Granted, They hate you…

I wish I had a clone

#110

Granted. He frames you for a crime you never commited.

I wish I could use the Force.

#111

granted, but you accidently use the force at school, then you go to detention.

i wish i was on television.

#112

Granted, you’re on Jersey Shore…

I wish my leg didn’t hurt…

#113

Granted, but then you didn’t break a leg and had terrible luck.

I wish I had lots of fans.

#114

Granted, but one of them steals your couch!

I wish!

#115

Granted, You Fail

I wish that aliens exist.

#116

granted, but they take you away to their planet.
i wish was as smart as albert einstein.

#117

you ARE ALBERT EINSTIEN! you are dead.

I wish I had pudding -3-

#118

Granted, but it was produced from horse manure.

I wish I could ride a unicycle.

#119

Granted, but the last unicycle on earth is destroyed.
I wish all my fingers were thumbs.

#120

Granted, but you don’t know how to use them.

I wish Gensokyo was real.