Corrupt a wish

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#121

Granted, but everyone is taken victim by danmaku fire.

I wish I didn’t have to eat to live.

#122

Granted, but you feel hungry forever and if you eat anything, you die!

I wish I could play Black Ops II already!

#123

Granted, but you don’t get online gameplay.

I wish I could transform into anything I wanted…

#124

You accidently transform into a cloud and cannot change back!

I wish I was a sexy vampire

#125

Granted, but you have no bloodsucking powers and you can only turn into a bat.

I wish video games were real.

#126

Granted, but you wake up on Dead Island and can not escape.

I wish I cod spel

#127

Well, TOO BAD

I wish that the zombie apocolypse was real and I was fully equipted.

#128

Granted, but you accidentally drop your gun and can not find it.

I wish I was a sexy vampire girl

#129

Granted, You are exposed to Sunlight, Water, Grain, Crosses, Stakes, Holy Water, Priests and Exorsists… You are SCREWED.

I wish I was at the legal age to drink alcohol.

#130

Granted, but you keep your current young appearance and bartenders refuse to sell you alcohol.

I wish I could sleep 11 hours a night and still finish all of my homework.

#131

Granted, yet you keep dreaming about finishing your homework and it pressures you every night you go to sleep. Sweet dreams!

I wish my friends would abide to the III Laws (only people who have seen the movie: I, robot may answer the question)

#132

Granted, but you blow up.

I wish that I could write faster.

#133

Granted, whenever you write your penci becomes on fire from the friction.

I wish I could cosplay.

#134

Granted, but you cosplay as Gollum.

I wish I owned a sleigh pulled by nine flying reindeer.

#135

Granted, it breaks easily and it moves as slow as a turtle swimming in tar. :P

I wish I could rap very fast.

#136

I see you Clearsnow

Granted but your vocal chords explode

I wish I could quote other people

#137

May your kind never return to this sanctum.

I wish I wasn’t clumsy.

#138

granted but now can’t do anything accidental. Or even fake something accidental.

I wish HT would lay off my woman!

#139

granted, but now SHE’S laying on HIM

i wish i lived in Equestria. as a pony.
no funny business

#140

D:

granted, you get buttraped by discord :P

(lol that’d be horrible…)

I wish sonfax wasn’t such a topic locker.