Corrupt a wish

Granted! poof you are Spongebob.

I wish everybody is a Slytherin.

granted? um… but, honestly idk everything stays the same?
idk harry potter so…

I wish I had water for hands

Granted, but a city in africa has to flood in order for you to get it.

I wish I did not have to wake up so early.

Granted, but you have to go to bed at noon everyday

I wish I could meet Jennifer Lawrence

Granted! You are licked by her.

I wish i could kill Justin Bieber. (that stinky mublood)

GRANTED GRANTED GRANTED GRANTED. but all the Belibers kill you

I wish i could see Verbist kill Justin Bieber

Granted, but Verbist has taken so much pride in doing it that he’s made a bunch of crappy songs, all titled ā€œI Killed Justin Bieber.ā€

I wish my computer wasn’t full of viruses and ads and crap.

granted, but now your phone has them.

I wish there was a person that looked very similar to me

Granted, then EVERYBODY looks like you

I wish i had a better phone :frowning:

granted, but it is too smart.

I wish all my troubles disappeared

Granted, but they disappeared with your experience.

I wish, that in all versions of Minecraft, monsters didn’t spawn underground.

Granted, but all the minerals disappear too.

I wish I would metabolize like a teenager the rest of my life (because it’s so cool eating as much as possible and only getting taller without fattening).

granted, but you will become too tall that you will have to sleep outside since you won’t be able to move around very well inside.

I wish i was in a sunny tropical place right now.

Granted, but it is in Tornado Alley and you can’t leave, even in a tornado.

I wish this wish couldn’t be corrupted.

granted it cannot be corrupted… if it is nonexistent.

I wish i could be friends with TPBM on twitter/facebook

granted… but that’d be impossible.

I wish I could illegally download movies and music