Granted, but someone wants you fight you, and you get kicked in the face, immediately dying.
I wish I could see 10 years into the future
Granted, but you will go blind
I wish i could win the lottery
granted, but you spent more money buying the tickets than you won with them
I wish I could get more sleep
granted, but you will have insomnia for weeks after
I wish I could be on the moon
granted, but you have no air, so you die
I wish I was invisible
granted but people keep walking into you.
I wish i got to know more about TPAM
granted, but you get to know too much, and they kill you
I wish I passed all my classes and get my dream job
grante, but you get laid off in a matter of weeks.
I wish TPBM did not post below me
Granted, but somebody does anyway
I wish i had purple eyes
Granted, but everybody would run away from you out of fear and you’d be a loner for the rest of your life.
I wish I could visit Antarctica
Granted, but you have no food, clothing, or shelter.
I wish life was like a videogame.
granted, but it’s flappy bird. you die all the time
I wish i could speak alien language
Granted, but you are arrested by the hyper space police because they cant understand you.
I wish I wasn’t hungry.
granted, but you miss a huge buffet dinner because you are full.
I wish i could freeze time.
Granted, but you get frozen in time after 30 seconds, so you become frozen in time forever
I wish i had gum :’(
granted, but you blow a humongous bubble which then causes you to float away in the air…
I wsh I new how too speal bettur
Granted, but you can only pick one word to write the best of all the other one 
I WISH I HAD CHEESE
Granted, cottage cheese come out of your moobs.
I wish my wish was not corruptible.
granted, too bad it was only a wish
I wish I had shit in my other hand.
Granted, but then you clap, and then you get crap in your other hand
I with I could meet Spongebob