Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it’s quite rusty.

I wish Technics makes synthesizers again.

granted, but they are poor quality.

I wish I could shake hands and meet TPBM.

Gran… Fuck no. I’m not dissing myself.

I wish that gcvl was the new Picasso.

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Granted, but he died.

I wish i could find a Casio CTK-541,a Casio CTK-551 or a Casio-CTK-558 on the Jumble Sale.

granted, but when you do, they sell very quickly.

I wish i could live in the middlee of a rainforest.

Granted, but the rain makes you drown.

I wish i could find this Adapter in the thrift store: .

Granted but it’s broken beyond repair

I wish that it was cold outside.

Granted, you just put the world into a second ice age.

I wish that I could actually remember my dreams.

granted, but they will come back and haunt you.

I wish I could speak fluent spanish

Granted, however you are a wanted criminal in the entirety of Spanish speaking countries for public indecency and harassing (wo)men.

I wish for the ability to walk on water and swim in land.

granted, but they think you’re Jesus and hang you on a cross.

I wish there was no pain nor suffering in this world

Granted, everyone dies immediately.

I wish V3 was out for the public.

granted, but it crashes immediately.

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Granted, but it was me instead XD

I wish I knew more things and stuff.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

I NOTICED THIS WAS A GIF. IT TOOK THAT LONG.

Granted, you learn about tsukasa’s colon.

Um… No wish to be granted?

I wish that youtube didn’t have weird videos on it

ha ha yeah. It’s hard to notice

Granted but then they take out some that you like

I wish i knew how to ski or snowboard

Granted, but than you get lost while skiing/snowboarding and people assume that you are dead

I wish I could have the musical talent as my brother

granted but then all his friends admire you and all want to date you.

I wish i knew kung fu