Corrupt a wish

granted, but the game lags horribly.

I wish I could put every single song from the 70s and 80s onto My ipod (without using all my space on it)

Police arrest you for pirating.
I wish people would post more often

granted, but because of your notification settings you receive 3,000 emails a day about topic updates.

I wish my dreams actually happened in real life.

Granted, you had a nightmare and it’s coming for you.

I wish I had enough money to actually buy FL Studio.

Granted, but your money is stolen by a thief who passed you.

I wish GeneralMusic (GEM) returns making keyboards & stuff.

Granted, but you won’t be able to use them.

i wish that i could go scuba diving.

Granted, you’re now a fish, enjoy!

I wish I had more experience with music.

granted, but you are chosen to play the piccolo.

I wish I had skills like Starburst

Granted, but you aren’t able to go near his control panel.

I wish some more YouTubers use Notessimo. (like Organfairy,KeyboardKrazy49,…)

granted,but they spam super epic songs that all get featured

I wish I owned a pet tarantula

Granted, it was venomous and it bit you, you died.

I wish I had a launchpad.

granted, but you get launched into space and you have no way of getting back to earth.

I wish I could meet the president

granted, but he showed you the door to get out.

I wish my grammar was awesome.

granted, but you are told to write a 5,938,333 page novel.

I wish I could throw a mine turtle (ASDF movie reference) at Justin Bieber

Granted, he loves it when it blows him

up

I wish I had enough money to buy a lamborghini.

granted, you buy it, but you crash it.

I wish I could cover the largest symphony on Notessimo

Granted, but you were arrested because you did not give the proper credit.

I wish that my wish had meaning.

granted, but it gets intercepted.

I wish I could take all my school classes online.

Granted, but your PC crashed.

I wish Technics made futuristic keyboards again.

granted, but the keys break.

I wish I had a old car from the 1960s