Corrupt a wish

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#321

Granted, but they only did a redux of Never Gonna Give You Up, which sounded worse than the original.

I wish John Scatman was still alive.

#322

Granted, but you died.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

#323

granted, but you have no place to put it all and some people steal it.

I wish that the sun disappeared.

#324

Granted, the earth has no source of light, quickly plants die off and animals soon follow. You meet your fate starving in the dark, alone, and cold, die without a the tiniest sliver of hope.

I wish I had a sexy robot that I could have sexy time with.

#325

Granted, but it rapes you to death

I wish that Aliens would hurry up and get on Skype so we can start story time with Sonfax.

#326

Granted, but he gets too excited and dies when Sonfax starts reading.

I wish I had some Twix.

#327

Granted, but it’s been poisoned with polonium.

I wish that nothing was poisonous.

#328

Granted, but now everything is coated with cyanide.

I wish all the MLPFIM ponies existed in real life.

#329

Granted,b but they live for only five days.

I wish i could master kung-fu.

#330

Granted, but you beat up yourself for looking at yourself in the eye in the mirror.

I wish my game came in the mail sooner.

#331

granted, but it comes with a huge scratch and doesn’t work.

I wish there was no gravity.

#332

Granted, but every single star explodes and we all freeze to death.

I wish batteries didn’t need to be recharged.

#333

Granted, we are all forced to use non-rechargeable batteries and we have to switch them out every 20 minutes.

I wish that I wasn’t bored.

#334

Granted, but now you’re dead

I wish that I could go through time.

#335

Granted, you killed yourself in the past and you no longer exist.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

#336

Granted, but they become invalid the next day.

I wish that liisnoob would use notessimo again.

#337

Granted, but now he’s a horrible composer

I wish I wasn’t bored.

#338

granted, but you do stupid things

I wish I could transform ordinary songs to notessimo with a few clicks.

#339

Granted, but they sound horrible and ear-rape you from the new player.

I wish my hands were never sticky.

#340

Granted, you have no hands.

I wish my game downloaded faster.