Corrupt a wish

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#301

Granted, but trains instead hit you directly instead of going over you.

#302

granted, but you didn’t add another phrase.

I wish people knew how to play these games.

#303

Granted, but they play it wrong anyways (take for example this comment)

#304

Granted,
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I wish I had some pie.

#305

granted, but it gets thrown into your face.

I wish i had Justin Biebers signature

#306

Granted, but she barfed all over your face.

I wish Blargzargo wasn’t so annoying.

#307

Granted, he no longer exists.

I wish the girl of my dreams fell in love with me.

#308

granted, you will marry, have three kids, a large home, live till you are 90 and then get divoriced.

#309

granted
 dafuq?

I wish my mountainbike is repaired.

#310

Granted, but it turned into a kid’s bike.

I wish I had better quality headphones.

#311

granted, but they stop working after ten uses.

I wish I had nothing.

#312

Granted, but now cars take their place.

I wish minecraft had a non blocky version.

#313

now everything is round.

I wish it were sunny all summer.

#314

Granted, you develop a sun allergy.

I wish nyan cat was real.

#315

granted, but you’d get a headache because of the song being repeated over and over.

I wish bowser was real.

#316

Granted, he kills you before you get to see him.

I wish Notessimo 3 was out.

#317

Granted, but the sampler doesn’t work and the samples are worse than Notessimo 1.

I wish that Starburst would give an exact date for V3 so I could stop complaining (it doesn’t matter what the date is).

#318

Granted, the date is overripe and too chewy.

I wish I had no appendix.

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#319

Granted, but the doctor is hungry so he eats your appendix and the rest of your large intestine.

I wish I could tell what pitch things were just by listening to it once.

#320

granted, but nobody finds you.

I wish One Direction, Justin Bieber, and Rick Astley performed a song together.