Corrupt a wish

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#281

Granted, but you were only successful in ponyland.

I wish my songs were of utmost quality.

#282

Granted, but no one recognizes your genius and everyone thinks they’re terrible.
I wish I had my computer back.

#283

Granted, but it’s broken.

I wish Macs could run .exe files.

#284

Granted, but your Mac crashed.

I wish Yamaha re-released the PSS-100.

#285

Granted, but they were too high-tech and became robots and killed everyone…

I wish I had my PS3 back…

#286

Granted, but it’s broken.

I wish the Peugeot 306 is re-released.

#287

Granted, but they only created one…

I wish my dvd drive on my laptop worked…

#288

Granted, the drive only plays terrible movies.

I wish I knew what to do with my spare time…

#289

Granted, but you choose to do bad things and end up arrested.

I wish that my wish was not corrupted.

#290

granted, but it will in 100 years.

I wish Justin Bieber was never in existence

#291

Granted, but one direction is now 3 times as popular.

I wish popularity between all was equal.

#292

Granted, some weirdo has low popularity and now everybody has low popularity.

I wish I had smarter dogs.

#293

granted, but they recite every single digit of pi. (and you just hear it as barking)

i wish i were a goldfish

#294

granted, but you are stuck in a glass unable to move

I wish the person who will corrupt this would find someone else to break dreams of.

#295

Granted, but the other person said to destroy your dreams again.

I wish I had a better wish.

#296

Granted, but it wasn’t a good wish.

I wish I had apples to shoot with my BB gun.

#297

Granted, but the apples want revenge

The CC ends next year.

#298

Since that’s not a wish I guess I’ll restart.

I wish that Fl Studio wasn’t so expensive.

#299

Granted, it was free but you had to pay for every single individual thing.

I wish that I was invisible

#300

granted, but nobody sees you and you will be forgotten.

I wish trains stopped running me over.