Corrupt a wish

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#261

Granted, but there was nothing?

I wish I had a piece of burnt toast.

#262

Granted, waitā€¦ what? th- that word, b-b-b-burnt t-t-toast? NEVER! THOSE BURNT TOASTS HAVE RUINED THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF LIVES OF APOCOLOPTOGONSā€¦
Kā€™ just calm down. Sorry, most of the b-b-b-burnt t-toasts are dead, hopefully, sorry. Now I wonā€™t be able to sleep tonight from what you said, you monster.

I wish I had everything to kill the remaining burnt toasts. looks like the doctor got some death machines but that is not enough to deal with the rest of the BTs.

#263

Granted; itā€™s featured as ā€œHow NOT to make a Feature songā€.
Granted; your death machines make 3 pieces of burnt toast for every 1 they eradicate.
(Uhā€¦Iā€™m gonna pretend that did not just happen.)
I wishā€¦that I was Batman!

#264

Granted, but Robin becomes more popular than you.

I wish ā€œDr. Apocoloptogon A. D.ā€ would get that picture out of his signature because it looks like heā€™s killing Roastmastersā€™ kind.

#265

Granted but the picture comes back because I need to show my hatred for burnt toasts featuring the Doctor of Apocoloptogons. RoastToastLoafMaster is bread not burnt toast, Iā€™m fine with regular bread and toast, just the thought of burnt toast haunts me, and besides wouldnā€™t burnt toast be ToastMoastLoafstRoastGoastJoastMasterā€™s kind being burnt and tortured in the toaster?

I wish I had a death machine that didnā€™t make more burnt Toasts.

#266

Granted; burnt toast is immune to your death machines.

I wish DC would actually make some more non-laughable superheroes, as Batmanā€™s their only one.

#267

Granted, but then Batman is cancelled.
I wish I had every instrument EVAR!

#268

Granted, but their all broken beyond repair.

I wish I had a death machine that didnā€™t make more B.T.'s and that B.Tā€™s arenā€™t immune to.

#269

Granted; it requires apocoloptogons to fuel it, with a ratio of 3/1 apolocoptogon-to-burnt toast casualties.

I wish I lived next door to the fountain of youth.

#270

granted, ever heard of the placebo effect?

I wish the trollface never existed.

#271

Granted, aliens donā€™t exist either.
I wish I got my package of packages quicker.

#272

Granted, but the packages are invisible

I wish Video Cameraā€™s never record

#273

Granted, video cameras now delete.

I wish people began replying on this topic againā€¦

#274

granted, but it comes out as pig Latin.

I wish I were Batman.

#275

Granted, but you were batman before you knew it, next thing you know your ggfchl againā€¦

I wish I could think of another Apocoloptogon!

#276

Granted, but burnt toast invades you both

( I had a picture of it, but I accidentally deleted it :o)

I wish I was the leader of the Burnt toast army and I could eliminate all living apocoloptogons

#277

Granted, but you die a second after you are leader. No Apocoloptogons were harmed during this wishā€¦Or granting of my above wish!

I wish I had a pizza.

#278

granted, but it is full of toast and anchovies.

I wish I could go scuba diving.

#279

Well, at least itā€™s not burnt toastā€¦

Granted, but a shark ate you.

I wish I could go to the beach.

#280

Granted. You will be cremated and your ashes spread there.
I wish I was successful.