Funny/wierd/odd/dumb/awesome song titles

I thought this idea was too large for the “funny qoutes”…
(If not can a mod just transfer this to that topic…)

Here is some that I was able to find;

Note: some of these my have minor variations from the actual title…

Do You Love As Good As You Look
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
Heaven’s Just A Sin Away
Her Body Couldn’t Keep You Off My Mind
Her Cheatin’ Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Here’s A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can A Whiskey That’s 6 Years Old Whup A Man That’s 33?
How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A
Liar All My Life?
I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don’t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Don’t Want Your Body If Your Heart’s Not In It
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond and She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t
Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
I Knew I’d Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of Yew
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain’t Used Up)
I Meant Every Word That He Said
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
I Wouldn’t Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonite
I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue
I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I’m Not Married But The Wife Is
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I’ve Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat
I’ve Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I’m Blue All The Time
I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry
Over You
I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If Drinkin’ Don’t Kill Me, Her Memory Will
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find On You
If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
If It’s Got To Be Later, How ‘Bout Later Tonight?
If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I’ll Fall In Love
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I’d Cry All Night Long
If The Phone Don’t Ring, Baby, You’ll Know It’s Me
If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure
If You Can’t Feel It (It Ain’t There)
If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
It Ain’t Love But It Ain’t Bad
It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me
It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me
Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But
Baby I Can See Through You
Oh, Lord! It’s Hard To Be Humble When You’re Perfect In Every Way
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
Please Bypass This Heart
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty
She’s Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without.
Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
Tennis Must Be Your Racket ‘Cause Love Means Nothin’ To You
Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
The Last Word In Lonesome Is “me”
There Ain’t No Waste In My Baby’s Love Canal
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From
Breakin’ Out
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
When We Get Back To the Farm (That’s When We Really Go To Town)
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play
You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
You May Put Me In Prison, But You Can’t Keep My Face From Breakin’ Out
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You’re A Cross I Can’t Bear
You’re Ruining My Bad Reputation
You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Note2:Mods please look over this list to find and delete what you consider innapropriate…
After all, most of these, if not all, are country love titles

Holy crap, what an epic list

Holy damn Spacepixel! That’s an insanely long list… and since I’m using my iPod at the moment, I don’t really wanna go through and take out any inappropriate(?) crap.

That is a really long list!
Also, I changed the size so people can actually read it!

This is one of the reasons I’m not a big fan country music…the song titles are ridiculous

EDIT: Oh and heres another song title you can add to the list…“Skeet and Drip All O’er Dat Ho”
ehh…I know its not appropriate but whatever

Here is a odd one:
Objects In the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are

Or you can just listen to Heywood Banks. He has some…different…songs.

Things That Rhyme With Orange, interesting little title… since nothing rhymes with orange.

Paul Gilbert and Buckethead have some unusually named songs.
Paul Gilbert
Get Out of My Yard
My Teeth Are A Drum Set

Buckethead
Frozen Brains Tell No Tales

What is with the 13+ rating?
I shouldn’t be on here!

I remember Pluh, Orgasm = Love, I Hate Doing Laundry, Lizard Sphere X, Scrotal Torment, etc., all being from Psychostick.

those are… interesting.

nice wording…

Here is one I just found online:
Don’t Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk - The Cramps

You know really you’ve got to wonder whether or not any of these songs are any good

sorry I just had to do that

HA I can change my post too

lol you got owned by whoever wrote that!

(ow some random mod writes that i’m an idiot lol)

It was Kd who did that.

but smileys make the world go round and stay happy…

see?

I forgot to post a new song I found

“I gave her my heart and a diamond, and she clubbed me with a spade”

I’ve deleted these posts because they had nothing to do with the topic. Please keep threads on-topic. It is really starting to annoy me, as you can probably tell.

More songs:
Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
I’ve Got A Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth - Fall Out Boy