http://www.anus.com/
No, not pr0ns.
They’re so serious-like, I can’t tell if they’re actually trollin’ or not…
What kind of organization makes their acronym ‘A.N.U.S.’ really? The ‘U’ is obviously intended because it is unnecessary given the result. Let’s rise up, my fellow A.N.U.S.ers–assuming we ARE fellow A.N.U.S.ers–and SHIT on conventional morailty! Can I get a 2nd… e.g. #2?
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Maybe- not so clever after --all the acid-alcoho-l/ke-tone catalyzation ass-aulting my or-gans (oh, shit, maybe I do remember -chemistry after all)- . . .um-, where was I g-oing with this…-.thou-ght–s? Questi-on-s?- E-rotic fantasies i-nvolving laugh-ably unrealis-tic, -freakis-hly larg-e-eye-d -cartoons? Censur-e submissio-ns conc-er-ning a certain moderat-or’s overstepp-ing of his/-hers/it-s privileges?–
. . . . . . Again, lost it…-
M-AKIN-G U-P FOR T-IME LOST TIME W-I-TH EX-TR-A-CRAZY! WIT-H HYP-HENS! H-Y-PHENS EV-ER-YW-HERE!!!-!!!—
I swear to God I’m so artistic; I should sell my brain to science like the cast of ‘Jersey Shore.’
