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Off-Topic Games
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{Taken from another website’s forums}
Descritiption: You are the butler of the person above you, and the person above you is your butler. The person above you asks an off-the-wall ipossible task, and you respond with how you did the task, then ask something impossible of the person below you.

Example:
“Sir, Slice my water!”
“I froze it, sir, then cut it in half with a chain saw!”

i’ll start!

Butler, steal someone’s heart without killing that person.

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I stole his whole body as well!

Butler, hurt me with cotton wool.

#3

Sir, I lodged an arrow made of cotton wool into your kneecap.

Butler, make me have a lucid dream.

#4

Sir, I took you to a hypnotist and made him hypnotize you into having a lucid dream.

Butler, make me fly.

#5

Sir, I dropped you and you missed the ground.

Butler make me a vegetarian cannibal

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#6

Sir, I ripped all the meat from a human and replaced it with vegetables and fruit.

Butler, give me a calculator that can divide by zero.

#7

Sir, I changed the circuit boards in the calculator.

Butler, make even the dumbest person in the world smart.

#8

Sir, I gave him a skilled tutor and 5 - 30 thirty years.

Butler, make me a time machine.

#9

Sir, I made a machine that can travel one second per second forwards in time.

Butler, play the best song in the world.

#10

sir,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY

butler, make me live after death

#11

Okay, sir, i’ll make sure to transmute your body into a suit of armor.

Butler, draw a stick figure without using lines

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#12

Sir, here is an action figure made of sticks.

Butler, build a hoverboard for me.

#13

Sir, I built a board that hovers using magnets (though it doesn’t go anywhere).

Butler, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

#14

Sir, I made you a grilled cheese.

Butler, get me a nuke.

#15

Ok.let me go get my black box.

Sebastian, stop this flood.

There is only one answer to this question. Get it right or don’t reply. -u-

#16

Sir, play the game right.

Butler, implode my spaghetti.

#17

Sir, it will in 10 seconds

Butler, Grow a flower in less than 10 seconds

#18

Sir, I’ll use bonemeal.

Butler, cover Piercing the Sky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq9CD5kdI5I) with one keyboard.