I'm Notessimoing and I take with me...

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease and a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease and a nightmare.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare and regret.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare,regret & B major.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, and Strings #3.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3 and a captured Uragaan.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan and The Key to Rapture.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan,The Key to Rapture & Synth #2.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan,The Key to Rapture Synth #2. and a brick

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan,The Key to Rapture, Synth #2,a brick & Metal.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan,The Key to Rapture, Synth #2,a brick & Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan,The Key to Rapture, Synth #2,a brick & Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set & my BMX.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan,The Key to Rapture, Synth #2,a brick & Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set, my BMX and a Gravity Hammer!!!

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan, The Key to Rapture, Synth #2, a brick, Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set, my BMX, a Gravity Hammer, and a plasma grenade.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan, The Key to Rapture, Synth #2, a brick, Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set, my BMX, a Gravity Hammer, a plasma grenade and a Hidden Blade

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I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan, The Key to Rapture, Synth #2, a brick, Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set, my BMX, a Gravity Hammer, a plasma grenade, a Hidden Blade and Altair’s sword.

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I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan, The Key to Rapture, Synth #2, a brick, Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set, my BMX, a Gravity Hammer, a plasma grenade, a Hidden Blade,Altair’s sword & a “Merckx” race bicycle.

LOL sword… Then Bicycle! XD
I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan, The Key to Rapture, Synth #2, a brick, Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set, my BMX, a Gravity Hammer, a plasma grenade, a Hidden Blade,Altair’s sword, a “Merckx” race bicycle and a Dispenser

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan, The Key to Rapture, Synth #2, a brick, Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set, my BMX, a Gravity Hammer, a plasma grenade, a Hidden Blade, Altaïr’s sword, a “Merckx” race bicycle, a Dispenser, and Sasha.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, an infectious disease, a cure for Nuse’s infectious disease, a nightmare, regret, B major, Strings #3, a captured Uragaan, The Key to Rapture, Synth #2, a brick, Metal, a “Winsor and Newton” watercolor travel set, my BMX, a Gravity Hammer, a plasma grenade, a Hidden Blade, Altaïr’s sword, a “Merckx” race bicycle, a Dispenser, Sasha and Dracula’s Ashes

How did we get from Halo… To Assasins Creed… To TF2?! XD