I'm Notessimoing and I take with me...

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, and three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples…

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, and a toilet seat.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, and pumpkins

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins and Achmed the dead terrorist

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist and F#.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#,and a pineapple

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple and a battleship.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, and bread.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, and lottery tickets.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets and a stripper pole (with my remaining tears)

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), and a grapevine.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears),a grapevine & my Vibraphone.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears),a grapevine, my Vibraphone and a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, and a sheep.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep and Lady Gaga’s meat dress.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress and the French.

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French and second base…

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, cell phone

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, cell phone and Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow

I’m Notessimoing and I take with me a tadpole, a goat, my stupid homework, a dead carrot, a Ferrari, a spare glue stick, a marching tuba, a stick of DYNAMYTE, a raccoon, toothpaste, a laptop, a gift card for a subway sandwich, three dolphin abdomens, an iPod while playing tiny tower, underwear, a crab, a crap, a box of chocolates, an ostrich egg, a shoebox, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, a truck, a black cloak, a baseball bat, soap, a smart bomb, a smart bomb disarming device, a Shamwow, a quark for my butt in case my “Get Out of Jail Free” card is invalid, a Samsung smartphone, a sandwich, hamburgers, a pair of 80’s blue converses, Preparation H, extra lives, a copy of this list, $1,000,000, a hare, a hunting rifle, three brainwashed war veterans to help me acheive my goals for ultimate conquest, Nickolas Cage’s D.N.A Samples, a toilet seat, pumpkins, Achmed the dead terrorist, F#, a pineapple, bread, lottery tickets, a stripper pole (with my remaining tears), a grapevine, my Vibraphone, a bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey, a sheep, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, the French, second base, a cell phone, Rainbow Dash’s tears of sorrow, and an infectious disease.