-Pull back your left thumb with your right hand and squeeze it for 10 seconds. Effect: You can now shove your finger down your throat without throwing up.
-While in an elevator, hold down the >|< button (Close door button) Effect: You can now travel straight to the 1st floor instantly without your elevator stopping for anyone.
-Put your shoes in a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer. Effect: Unlocks no more stinky shoes.
-Challenge someone to a banana eating contest. Effect: Opponents suffer Instant Kill from potassium poisoning.
-Flick your nipple for 10 seconds Effect: Unlocks instant rock hard nipples
-Stuff paper towels REALLY far up a few payphone coin slots where no one can reach it, come back a few weeks later with a claw to take the paper out.
Effect: Free money
-Drink half a bottle of gatorade, fill it with water and sugar, drink half, repeat.
Effect: Unlocks infinite gatorade
Automatic Win in Sports - Simple: get David Stern’s phone number and you’ll win any game. Except the one you just lost. You know the one I mean.
Invincibility - Jump out of the window of a tall building to activate this.
Showering Glitch - Stop showering midway through and run outside, you will catch glimpses of code as reality does not have enough time to reload everything straight away. Only works if you leave shower running and don’t pause to grab a towel or any clothes.
Everybody Hates You - Go into a full elevator and fart, everyone will start attacking you, can only be turned off by jumping off a cliff or using the suicide cheat. (I’ve actually done this one, it’s true >.<)
Determine the number of seconds passed in a week using mental math. Effect: If erection is in effect, it will be deactivated.
Imagine the Chef Boyardee guy in a period of intense flatulence. Effect: Makes any humorous situation instantly unfunny.
Windows Key + Tab Effect: Insane Batman level computer skillz, yo.
Debate about whether or not a PC is better than a Mac or an Xbox360 is better than a PS3. Effect: Unlocks a secret achievement: I’m a dickhead. (I’ve done this plenty of times when I was 12 :P)
more drink cheat code- when at a fast food place, ask for no ice in your beverage. it will cause the game to glitch and give you more of what you want to drink, and less ice. only works if you are on the go.
I always use the more drink code!
And this one: Free Drink Cheat: If a fast food restaurant has a drink fountain thingy (the kind where they give you the cup and you go get your drink), ask for water and they’ll give you a cup for no charge, go over to the machine and grab the drink of your choice.
dear god, a restaraunt near my home is charging double the price of a large drink if you are caught doing that, I never do though. (get caught that is)
. The rest I found on the interweb.