Hey guys! …Um, awkward right? Turns out I’m not as crazy as previously indicated…Also, still alive and kicking and etc… So what’s all this about spam bots now? Uhhhhhhh, oh yeah, kinda interesting side note: apparently I’m engaged/getting married in a few months. Weird right? I certainly don’t know what the fuck is going on. So how’ve you little bitches been getting on without your venerable senior looking down his nose upon youse?
True dat! I tried. I’m pretty sure I’m some sort of superman; I have a cast-iron liver…not so sure about the squishy bits upstairs though…I’m almost certain I forgot math and science and…stuff (don’t drink 70+ proof things, kids… and by ‘kids’ I mean ‘people of or below the legal alcohol consumption age for your particular state/province/area/etc…’
Weird. She’s WAY too involved with your life, seriously. Gross. Tell her to get a boyfriend…or an affectionate dog…
WHERE’S DC? I can’t possibly show this kind of soft/mushy/disgusting side without my TOTALLY NON-HOMOSEXUAL e-lover’s blessing! Wonder-twin powers activate! . . . . . . . .
Activate. (depression)
Also, thanks for the kind words everyone (who gives two shits)… serious married life is well, not soul-crushing, but damn-near close. Or maybe I’m doing it wrong. Either way piss off! I’m kinda back and kinda ready to do stuff. Huzzah!
I have to agree, sexual jokes can get awkward fast.
Yours was fine though (I don’t know how far everyone is going to take that statement though…), and generally the only real awkward side to those types of jokes comes from people who are too immature to see a joke. The kind that can’t sit through one of those sex classes schools teach with out bursting into laughter at every little innuendo.